Usually, the American legal system is ridiculous when it comes to lawsuits but this is just amazing…
An unnamed man from Michigan, who claims to be Selena Gomez (Bieber’s girlfriend)’s father, has filed a lawsuit against the pop sensation that has been obtained by TMZ, who have not disclosed the full documentation but here are some of their hand picked highlights:
– “Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my Canadian bear rug.”
– “Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of July 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring Katy Perry “Firework” song in my ear drums.”
– “[Bieber] gave Selena a STD and stole my credit card to buy him and Sean “P Diddy” Combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones.”
– “Bieber also purchased a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card. ”
The lawsuit concludes … “I’m an emotional mess … America must boycott Bieber’s music!”
God bless America.
What do you think?